I’ll bet you never thought that. Heck, most of you don’t outline. That’s English class stuff, no application to the real world.
It’s okay, I agree. About the English class stuff. Application? Plenty.
How can you write a complex plot unless you have some map? “It ruins the spontaneity, Pontius,” you say to me plaintively. “And,” you add snarkily, “you can’t even spell spontaneity without a spellcheck.” Got me there. But you’re not so clever! I’ve obviously got a spell check. Strawman Snarky reader: 0. Pontius: 1. Just in case you missed that.
I think I get what people are sayin’. See, there’s joy in discovering a story as you go. You write and write and a few thousand words in, the characters are changing the story in a natural direction that feels right. It’s like you’re along for the ride and the story writes itself.
Or so some of the good writers claim. “Got my little fiction ouija board here, and it practically writes itself. I got discipline and creativity coming out of my back pores. I can’t help but write awesomely. Some days, I’m in awe of how the story writes itself. Then it’s down to the bank to cash that day’s royalty checks for a couple grand.” It’s okay. We can hate them together, and be one with our envy.
So outline it is. It’s faster. Better. And because most of us aren’t geniuses, we need a process to outlet our creativity.
I’ve been processing. I thought I had a good outline. Now, I’m not so sure. Scratch that. I’m sure. It’s not good. It’s meh. Indifferent! Poxy and foul! To the scrap heap, and not one more word from you. No, reader, you cannot save it. I will rebuild. Bigger. Better. Etc.
Pity all the conflict is in me battling my outline. I’d be better in a story.