I’ve got this goal of 10 pages by Friday. Good pages. I can write 10 pages of mediocre adequate slush in an evening, so the amount isn’t the problem. It’s the content.
One of the problems is to name it something, so it’s iconic and stuff. Write Ten Pages by Friday becomes WriTePaByFri, or Writepabyfri. Which sounds dumb.
Maybe latin? Decem ceras a veneris. That’s hard, the Romans didn’t have pages per se, so it’s ten wax tablets by Venus-day. Maybe XCeaVe. Exceave? Sounds like a sleep medication for seniors.
A mix! WriXpabyVen. No, no, that’s not it.
XbyFri.
That’s what I’ll use. Mind, I think nano is a horrible name and emulating it causes me digestive stress, but it’s just what we’re going to go with.
I’d ask for your votes, however, I’m impassably dictatorial about this and you’d probably all decide Writepabyfri is your favorite, and who cares what I want?
Author Matt Bowes and the Dog's Breakfast 