Stupid Kristin. Grr. Made me. Durn it.

Okay, so I put my REAL NAME on this blog.

Yeah, yeah, you’re all like, “we knew who you were, it’s on your email, dude, and that’s on the comment sections like, well, everywhere. And besides, it’s not a big deal. Lots of people have regular boring names like yours.”  Oh yeah?? I think you sound a little like me, when I type. Just sayin’.  Also, my name is NOT BORING.

It’s Lamb’s fault. I blame her. She said I had to do it.  Okay, no, she didn’t say I had had to do it, but she strongly suggested it under pain of death said I had to do it.

Your name is your brand, she says, all toity Ms. Cute Advice Professional Cover Photo. Like I should listen to someone with 44,312 followers! If she said to jump off a cliff, would we all do it?

44,312 bloggers jump off cliff!
Police are baffled in a case where 44,312 blogger leapt to their deaths off assorted cliffs near their homes. Some bloggers drove for hours to find a cliff, including a couple from the Kansas area who were forced to seek a skyscraper for their act of doom.  Police are seeking a Kristin Lamb as a person of interest.”

I still answer to Pontius Cominius.  I think this relationship is serious enough, you know, I’ve followed you, you’ve followed me, where we don’t need to conceal things about ourselves.

So you can call me Matt.

Oh. And about the concealing things? Maybe we better keep that up.